Kidnapped in the USA

Okay. This is a weird one:

Somehow I (yes, 22 years old) was kidnapped by a little kid while I was at the airport somewhere in ew York. I finally got away from here, and was trying desperately to find my way back to Canada, but no one working at the airport had any idea where Canada was. They seemed to know of every other country I could travel to, but they didn't know how I could get back into my own country. I had all kinds of little coupon things that were supposed to be helping me find certain rooms in the airport that would give me the right information, but all of the signs were in foreign languages that I didn't understand.

I think after that I woke up. It was a very stressful dream!

Meet the Parents... At a Wake?

I was at a wake with my mom and my sister at the church I went to as a child. I don't know who the wake was for.. I don't even think in the dream I knew who he was. At the entrance of the church they were serving some food and beverages including, but not limited to, sangria made with cucumber, tomatoes, and dill. Disgusting. While we were eating lunch, my sister asked me if Greg and I were official yet. I didn't know, so my mom went and asked Greg, who unknown to me, was sitting on the other side of the church. She came back and didn't really answer the question, but instead told me he's terrified I'm going to leave him.
On the drive home, I opened a bunch of mail we'd picked up and found that someone had mailed me a whole pile of free CDs.

So weird. And don't even start to think that subconsciously I don't want to be with my boyfriend, I'm the happiest I've ever been.

This Ain't Right.

This dream has a lot of random things that just don't belong: ex-boyfriends, bacon, and unobservant fathers.

I dreamed I was walking to work, and I had a little extra time so I decided to walk to the coffee shop own the street to get an egg and bacon wrap. (Weird thing # 1: I'm a vegetarian.) On my way back to work, I walked past a former boyfriend and awkwardly said hello. (Weird thing # 2: I don't really want anything to do with him.) When I got to work, I decided I didn't really want the wrap anymore, so I called up said ex-boyfriend and asked him if he wanted it. The only catch was that he had to come to my house to get it. So he came and got the wrap, and was just leaving when my parents came home from a vacation. My mom was silently giving me shit for having him over, but my dad didn't seem to notice anything at all. (Weird thing # 3: my dad doesn't miss a thing.) All he seemed concerned with was garbage that was in our back yard.

No thanks, I'd rather not dream about these things again.

Stuck in the Parking Lot

I don't remember a lot of my dream last night, so hopefully more of it will come back to me at some point during the day.

I was driving to the grocery store with my mom, when we suddenly realized we had two flat tires - both on the driver's side. A cop was driving behind us, so my mom decided to speed up so he didn't notice the current condition of our wheels. Luckily she didn't speed up enough for him to pull us over! So we come out of the grocery store, and somehow our car got trapped in some kind of weird parking lot maze; we kept getting stuck and had to back up a million times before we made our way out to the road.

If I remember more later, I'll come back and update you!