Justin Bieber

The other night I had a dream that I was volunteering at an elementary school for my first year field placement, and Justin Bieber was volunteering there as well. He was super good with the kids, and seemed to be really enjoying it.

I can completely understand why I was dreaming about field placement, as it's been on my mind a fair bit lately, but I really don't know why Justin Bieber was in there.

Bitching With Friends

Last night, I had a pretty out-of-the-blue dream; I dreamed that I went over to a school friend's house and we sat there bitching and whining about one of our teachers from this past semester, and then somehow I ended up playing video games with her boyfriend when she left the room.

That's basically the whole dream. I just found it completely random, even though her and I did complain about this teacher a lot.

Two Words: Gavin Rossdale

Oh yes. My dream last night was beautiful... and odd.

Gavin Rossdale came over as my tutor, and half way through our session I finally found the nerve to tell him I knew who he was. He timidly said yes, it was him, and then I asked him if I could get his autograph on one of my Bush cds. Well, it took me about 20 minutes to find my cds (I think he was beginning to think I didn't own any) and then we made out. Yes. I made out with Gavin Rossdale in my dream. Ah-may-zing. Then he signed the cd "Gavin Rossdale, part time lover" (ahahhhahahah, man my subconscious is creative!).
Now comes the strange part.... as he was leaving my house, we saw a mouse run across the hall way. Gavin then turned into a black cat and caught the mouse......... Yeah. I don't know.

Regardless, it was a beautiful dream, and I got to make out with Gavin Rossdale. Sorry, boyfriend.

Pizza and Pasta

Really strange and random dream last night.

A few of us from school were walking to the cafe to get something to eat; they had a deal on.. one slice of pizza, a stuffed pasta shell, and a fountain drink for $5. I was so excited when I saw that they had the really yummy Ristorante spinach pizza! In the same dream, I think I was an actress.. and I'd been in a movie.. we were watching the movie and I started getting really sad because one of the other people in the film was someone I went to high school with who passed away in grade 11 by falling down the stairs.

That dream is a little too off beat for me.

Kidnapped in the USA

Okay. This is a weird one:

Somehow I (yes, 22 years old) was kidnapped by a little kid while I was at the airport somewhere in ew York. I finally got away from here, and was trying desperately to find my way back to Canada, but no one working at the airport had any idea where Canada was. They seemed to know of every other country I could travel to, but they didn't know how I could get back into my own country. I had all kinds of little coupon things that were supposed to be helping me find certain rooms in the airport that would give me the right information, but all of the signs were in foreign languages that I didn't understand.

I think after that I woke up. It was a very stressful dream!

Meet the Parents... At a Wake?

I was at a wake with my mom and my sister at the church I went to as a child. I don't know who the wake was for.. I don't even think in the dream I knew who he was. At the entrance of the church they were serving some food and beverages including, but not limited to, sangria made with cucumber, tomatoes, and dill. Disgusting. While we were eating lunch, my sister asked me if Greg and I were official yet. I didn't know, so my mom went and asked Greg, who unknown to me, was sitting on the other side of the church. She came back and didn't really answer the question, but instead told me he's terrified I'm going to leave him.
On the drive home, I opened a bunch of mail we'd picked up and found that someone had mailed me a whole pile of free CDs.

So weird. And don't even start to think that subconsciously I don't want to be with my boyfriend, I'm the happiest I've ever been.

This Ain't Right.

This dream has a lot of random things that just don't belong: ex-boyfriends, bacon, and unobservant fathers.

I dreamed I was walking to work, and I had a little extra time so I decided to walk to the coffee shop own the street to get an egg and bacon wrap. (Weird thing # 1: I'm a vegetarian.) On my way back to work, I walked past a former boyfriend and awkwardly said hello. (Weird thing # 2: I don't really want anything to do with him.) When I got to work, I decided I didn't really want the wrap anymore, so I called up said ex-boyfriend and asked him if he wanted it. The only catch was that he had to come to my house to get it. So he came and got the wrap, and was just leaving when my parents came home from a vacation. My mom was silently giving me shit for having him over, but my dad didn't seem to notice anything at all. (Weird thing # 3: my dad doesn't miss a thing.) All he seemed concerned with was garbage that was in our back yard.

No thanks, I'd rather not dream about these things again.

Stuck in the Parking Lot

I don't remember a lot of my dream last night, so hopefully more of it will come back to me at some point during the day.

I was driving to the grocery store with my mom, when we suddenly realized we had two flat tires - both on the driver's side. A cop was driving behind us, so my mom decided to speed up so he didn't notice the current condition of our wheels. Luckily she didn't speed up enough for him to pull us over! So we come out of the grocery store, and somehow our car got trapped in some kind of weird parking lot maze; we kept getting stuck and had to back up a million times before we made our way out to the road.

If I remember more later, I'll come back and update you!

Dream Mashup

I don't know if these dreams were all connected into one really random dream, or if they are a bunch of little separate dreams... either way, none of them really make any sense.

First, I dreamed that I took my mom's car and drove downtown (for anyone who knows me, know I don't have insurance right now) and I thought I'd be able to get the car back without anyone noticing. But when I pulled in the driveway my dad was working outside... and he flipped his shit on me for driving. I tried to convince him that I just forgot about not being able to drive and that I hadn't really gone far... he didn't buy it though.

Next thing I know, I'm in Kitchener at Harvey's eating, when someone I go to school walks in with two girls I don't know, and one girl I met years and years ago, but have seen for a long time. They ended up eating with me, and then all of a sudden Todd was there. Somehow we got onto the topic of Christmas, and it made me realize that it was the end of October, so I started panicking about not having started my Christmas shopping yet. I started making my list of people to buy for, when Kayla came in. I had to hide my list from her because I'd written on it what I wanted to buy her. Then I ended up asking her if she wanted to go to Sephora with me, because I wanted to buy the Naked2 palette.

The next little snippet of my dream(s) was the the most random of all: I was with a bunch of people swimming in the ocean or on a big lake somewhere. We all had to climb up onto this weird boat thing, and pull the people behind us up. Then all of a sudden my dream turned to video-mode and I was watching something about a premature monkey being taken care of. And then it switched again to me and a friend (someone I've never actually met but we've been talking online for a good five years) walking in New Hamburg, when someone I went to high school with was walking on the other side of the road coming towards us. She started to yell something to us, but because of the traffic, we couldn't hear half of what she said. For some reason, Mark and I found this absolutely hilarious and we busted a gut laughing at it.

I'm so strange.

A Hike To Niagara Falls

For some reason, I decided to walk with my friend to Woodstock, which is about a 40 minute drive. Why we decided to walk it, I'll never know. Anyway, we ended up going in the wrong direction and found ourselves in Niagara Falls, which is a two hour drive. Again, how we didn't notice we were going the wrong way is beyond me. While we were there, we decided to visit my old high school (which isn't actually in Niagara, its about 5 minutes from where I live now) and I found that a friend of mine I haven't seen for a while was teaching there. We visited, and then the day ended and we went back to our hotel room... which was disgusting; there were bugs and the beds were horribly uncomfortable. Out of no where, my sister and her hubby arrive, along with two of their friends. We decided to go wander around Niagara for a while and then the dream ended.

I really don't even know what to make of this one. It's completely random.

Old Friends at Christmas

My dream last night was filled with all kinds of things from my past. Someone I was friends with in elementary school (but probably haven't spoken to since) invited me over on Christmas Eve. I accepted willingly enough, and when I got there I discovered we I was going out for dinner with her family, and then we'd be hitting up Christmas Eve Mass at church - another thing I haven't done since elementary school. On our way to the restaurant, my friend turned into a different friend of mine; similar looks at the first friend, but completely different personality. I think as soon as I realized my friend had changed, I woke up.

I guess I didn't want to spend dream-time with the friend I actually still talk to.

Dancing With Myself

I had a bit of a great idea in my dream last night; these probably exist, but not around where I live that I'm aware of: a club where you can rent rooms to sleep for extremely cheap.

My two best friends and I were at a club dancing, somehow getting free drinks and pizza all night long, when we decided to pack it in for the night. On the way to the washroom, I see my third cousin who I haven't seen in probably three years with his girlfriend. I didn't notice, but Kayla did, that his girlfriend had a very large pregnant belly. I was automatically furious that no one in my family told me Max was going to be a daddy! So we moved along, and we were in the washroom / change room / shower room getting ready for bed when we had the brilliant idea of just sleeping at the club rather than cabbing home. So I come out of the washroom and can't find my friends. I check my phone, and I have a text from Todd saying that he and Kayla were in the "games room" playing Bingo, and that they'd be back as soon as possible. I went up into my cheap room and went to sleep - and that's when I woke up.

Two nights in a row, dreaming about dancing. I think I'm beginning to see a pattern here.

Vogue - Strike a Pose!

You know how in some music videos there will be random flashes of people doing different poses or dance moves? That's kind of what my dream was like last night - literally.

I was at my school, putting my backpack and coat on a hook outside the class (perhaps a little regression to elementary school?) when I looked to my right and saw a bunch of people randomly striking poses and doing dance moves. The weird thing is that I didn't see them coming in and leaving, it was like they were on a screen because they would appear and then disappear when the next person appeared.

Maybe I just really want to go dancing or something. 

Please Don't Put Your Baby in a Rabbit Cage

I had a dream last night that I went "baby stuff" shopping with my friends. At Future Shop. And what did we end up buying? A rabbit cage. Then all of a sudden my pregnant friend disappeared, and my friend who drove us took off... so I was stranded, and becoming more and more late for work. I had half an hour until my shift started, and was a good 20 minute drive from home. Finally my friend came back and picked me up, having hit up an antique store on the way. He bought an old suitcase of some sort - one that we had to pry open with a screwdriver. What was inside the case? Wood shavings for the rabbit cage!

I really do have the most random dreams. At least the friend who was pregnant in the dream is actually pregnant.